Sam Considers Gollum & Lots of Roughage

[written_leaves]

Before I launch into the set for Return of the King - Time for some random lighter bits of verse!

Two short bits that still amuse me even after all this time, one for the lack of love lost between Sam and Gollum, the other for that dramatic moment when Boromir lunges for the Ring and ends up eating leaves.

Sam Considers Gollum

Gollum Gollum
Your head a bobblin’
Your claws a scrabblin’
For fish at night.

Gollum, Gollum,
Your eyes a buggin’
Your throat a gluggin’
You are a fright.

Gollum, Gollum
Your snoot a sneakin’
As a log, you’re freakin’
Everyone in the boat.

Gollum, Gollum
Your tongue a lickin’
I’m thinkin’ of stickin’
My rope down your throat!

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Lots of Roughage

It could be mine,
It should be!
Gimme dat.
Gimme!
Gimme gimme!!
Gim...uh?...?
Boff!
Snarl, snarl!
I see your mind.
Curses, curses!
Curs...whoop! Whap - thud!
Aguhhhffbbb...mmmf.
Mouthful of leaves...Blech.
Spit spit spit.
O Woe and Regrets!
What have I done?
Come back, Frodo -
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Spit spit spit...
Lots of roughage.
I'm sorry!
Blech.

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